In Berkane a mom sends her little kid on an errand to buy 3 loafs of bread. When he comes back she says “go back and return one immediately, your father is dead”.

hadi wa7ed ze9rama seftat weldha yejibliha 3 dial khobzat (3 pains) fach jabhomliha 9atlih safi sir raja3 w7da bbak mat

A guy has a fancy Mercedes, and he invites 3 other guys from Berkane to ride with him. By the time they get to Oujda a police officer stops them and says “go back to Berkane, now!”. They ask perplexed “how did you know we were from Berkane?”. All four of them were riding in the front row seats.

3 brekna rakbin fmercedes 220 phantome wa3ra dakhlin l'oujda. chadhoum lpolici galhom ntouma brekna raj3ou lberkane. kifach 3rafhom? btleta rakbin l9oddam

A guy from Berkane is walking with his girlfriend. She screams “oh god, that’s my dad coming, he’s going to find out about us”. He tells her “don’t worry, just lie to him and say I’m your brother”.

galik hada wahed lbarkani kan ghadi howa wsahebto wahed chwiya watgolih sahebto nari baa jay o houwa ygouliha goli lih rah ana khok

A guy from Berkane is talking to his friend, he says “oh man, people from Casablanca are so generous”. “Why?” the secondĀ  guy answers. “Man, they take you out, they pay for your dinner in a restaurant, then they give you 300dh (30$)”. “Who told you this?” the second guy asks. He says: “my sister”.

gallik hada wa7ed berkani kay3awed l sa7bou : wa sa7bi hadouk casawa ch7al kram goullou sa7bou : 3lach gallih : wah a sa7bi y3erdouk ,ykhellsou 3lik le diner berra w ybeytouk m3ahoum mnin tkoun jay y9et3ou lik car en plus ye3tiwk 300 dhs houwa yjawbou sa7bou : chkoun gallik had chi? Gallou : khti

A guy from Berkane met up with his girlfriend. They start walking and they reach a dark place so he steals her phone.

hada wahad berkani ghadi howa o s7aybto wasslo l wahad dalma o howa i grissiha

A guy from Berkane has three devils. One to whisper evil to him and the two other to explain what the first one said.

galik un berkani 3ando 3 dial chayatine. 3lach? 1 kay wsswss lih w 2 kay char7o lih.