One guy is veeery lazy. One day his wife left the house to run errands, and when she came back she knocked and said “can you open the door for me?”. He replied “just go back to your family house, you’re divorced”.

galik hada wahad ma3gaz bezaaaaaaaaaaaf wa7ed nhar marato kharjat o min raj3at de9ate o galatlih haliya lbaba o howa ygoliha siri ldar bak raki mtal9a