An old woman is visiting friends when she finds a TV and manages to turn it on, she finds a soccer match. She runs to the bathroom, gets a basket full of water and empties it on the TV while screaming “go play next to your house, don’t come here”.

قالك واحد النهار واحد المرا شيبانية شعلت التلفزة ايوا هي تلاقا مع ماتش نتاع الكورة مشات جابت سطل ماء و كباتو على التلفاز و هب تقول انا في عاركم سيرو تلعبو مجيهت داركم.

A stupid guy wants to illegally migrate between Morocco and Spain, so he decides to swim the 14 km from Tangier to Gibraltar. 7km in he gets tired and swims back.

دري بغا يمشي من طنجة عايم حيت غير 14 كلم... ضرب 7 كلم...عيا هوا يرجع

A stupid guy and his son see an elevator for the first time in their lives. They keep observing, and old lady comes in, presses a button, and disappears. 5 minutes later, a young beautiful girl comes out of the elevator. The guys screams at his son “Go get your mom quickly before this thing stops working”.

مكلخ هو و ولدو أول مرة يشوفوا اسنسور شافوا شيبانية دخلت فيه و بركت على البطونة , طلع السنسور ونزل بعد واحد الشوية و خرجت منو بنت غزالة العروبي تزعط فيها وقال لولدو:يلعن بوووك جري جيب امك بزربة قبل مايخسر

A guy is hit by a car, and the driver gives him $10,000 not to report the accident. He gets happy and heads to the railway to wait for the train and say “give me $100,000”.

هادا واحد المكلخ دربو مول السيارة اهوا يعطيه مليون باش يداوا المكلخ عجبو الحال ا هو يمشي للسكة ديال التران ا هو يقول ارا ليا الملاير

A guy ate a biscuit and immediately started having a bad stomach ache. The next day he goes to the doctor who asks him “which type of biscuit did you eat?” “Chicken” he replies. When the doctor looked deeper it turned out the guy ate a bouillon cube.

Galik hada wahd kela bimo omerd drato kercho gal chnu nmchi 3and tbib mali mcha gal lih tbib chno keliti galo klit bimo galih tbib dyalach galih dyal dejaj galih tbib siiir n3lato lah wa3lik rak kliti kenour alhm9.