An old woman is visiting friends when she finds a TV and manages to turn it on, she finds a soccer match. She runs to the bathroom, gets a basket full of water and empties it on the TV while screaming “go play next to your house, don’t come here”.
A stupid guy wants to illegally migrate between Morocco and Spain, so he decides to swim the 14 km from Tangier to Gibraltar. 7km in he gets tired and swims back.
A stupid guy and his son see an elevator for the first time in their lives. They keep observing, and old lady comes in, presses a button, and disappears. 5 minutes later, a young beautiful girl comes out of the elevator. The guys screams at his son “Go get your mom quickly before this thing stops working”.
A guy is hit by a car, and the driver gives him $10,000 not to report the accident. He gets happy and heads to the railway to wait for the train and say “give me $100,000”.
A guy ate a biscuit and immediately started having a bad stomach ache. The next day he goes to the doctor who asks him “which type of biscuit did you eat?” “Chicken” he replies. When the doctor looked deeper it turned out the guy ate a bouillon cube.