A guy has a fancy Mercedes, and he invites 3 other guys from Berkane to ride with him. By the time they get to Oujda a police officer stops them and says “go back to Berkane, now!”. They ask perplexed “how did you know we were from Berkane?”. All four of them were riding in the front row seats.
A guy from Berkane is walking with his girlfriend. She screams “oh god, that’s my dad coming, he’s going to find out about us”. He tells her “don’t worry, just lie to him and say I’m your brother”.
A guy from Berkane is talking to his friend, he says “oh man, people from Casablanca are so generous”. “Why?” the second guy answers. “Man, they take you out, they pay for your dinner in a restaurant, then they give you 300dh (30$)”. “Who told you this?” the second guy asks. He says: “my sister”.
A guy from Berkane met up with his girlfriend. They start walking and they reach a dark place so he steals her phone.
A guy from Berkane has three devils. One to whisper evil to him and the two other to explain what the first one said.
One guy is veeery lazy. One day his wife left the house to run errands, and when she came back she knocked and said “can you open the door for me?”. He replied “just go back to your family house, you’re divorced”.